The Baby Dictionary

Plastifacion

Brendan — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 07:50:18 +0000

1. (n) The process by which an aging woman decides to trade in 50-80% of the median salary in exchange for looking like a strange, creepy monster, though with admittedly amazing breasts. Despite the cost of botox, many women still choose to look like puffered up fish-faces.

Stable

Brendan — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:47:43 +0000

1. (n) A steady, regular, consistent place where horses live

Stairs

Brendan — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 21:48:35 +0000

1. (n) An old fangled Stairmaster located conveniently at every building in excess of one story in height 2. (v) Means of simultaneously getting in shape and in trouble, since most kids aren’t allowed on them without supervision, even though we just love the heck out of them

Stamp

Brendan — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 16:49:27 +0000

1. (v) Expression of disagreement expressed by a loud footfall and vocal harrumph, the sort of thing that gets us in trouble 2. (n) Expensive, albeit small, sticker used to thank the mail for sending letters

Shelves

Brendan — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 03:49:12 +0000

1. (n) A makeshift system of ladder-like rungs found throughout most homes, workplaces and retail stores. Ideal for climbing though oftentimes hundreds of obstacles must first be thrown haphazardly to the floor

Sherpa

Brendan — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 14:36:44 +0000

1. (n) Parent or close friend qualified to guide me to the top of a gigantic hill or tremendous mountain 2. (n) A wooly manherd, or shepguide.

Shiny

Brendan — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 14:42:19 +0000

1. (adj) Descriptive word for any of the world’s very most pretty and interesting things

Sports Car

Brendan — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 19:46:40 +0000

1. (n) A vehicle commonly used as down payment towards children, and later traded in for them

Bobble

Brendan — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 08:26:12 +0000

1. (v) The motion one’s head makes when falling asleep while sitting up. Characterized by nodding, droopy eyes and a comical bobbing of the head, it is perfect for falling asleep in the car or entertaining party guests

See

Brendan — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 08:44:41 +0000

1. (n) A saw, a female saw 2. (v) What one does with jeeper, creeper, or kooky peepers. 3. (n) Precursor to “hold” and post-cursor to “have”, as in “I see it, I just gotta hold and have it.