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1. (n) Ladies who demand hugs and kisses, bearded according to Veggie Tales, but generally wonderful and nice

1. (adj) Manufactured prior to 2003

SEE ALSO: GERIATRIC

1. (v) To shorten and never again grow taller. In humans this usually starts around retirement age or when one undertakes the employ of child acting, as anti-growth hormones often accompany such a profession 2. (n) Not a bridge

1. (n) Cannery smelling tourist attraction loaded to the gills with fish but otherwise devoid of chips

1. (n) Goofy juice imbibed by adults, sometimes in gourmet cooking though rarely

1. (v) Double-fisted coloring on the wall, advantageous for its double speed while only incurring single-consequence. Often difficult to scrub, according to landlords

SEE ALSO: LANDLORD

1. (n) Socially acceptable candy often distributed by evil witches and kindly supermarkets

SEE ALSO: CANDY

1. (n) Any of a series of large, powered, forbidden household gyrators

1. (n) Guys who are so cool they’re even allowed to carry guns, big guns and the biggest guns of all. They can sometimes be seen riding in tanks protecting our freedom, but are more often spotted at the local Wal-Mart mere hours after payroll hits the books

SEE ALSO: FREEDOM

1. (n) Odd, random scribbles 2. (n) A guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall 3. (n) Expensive framed stuff I’m not supposed to maul

1. (n) Spacey guy in a puffy suit 2. (n) Extra-Terrestrial cheese herder 3. (n) Extreme golfer

1. (n) Person of an estimated 100-feet in height, usually with no-no authority and ability to set and enforce bedtime rules

SEE ALSO: NO-NO

1. (n) Just like ADD but with three teaspoons of sugar, two ounces of soda pop or a few sips of rich, dark-roasted coffee

SEE ALSO: ADD

1. (n) Acronym for Attention Deficit Hey Look Something Shiny 2. (n) A clinical three letter excuse to not listen to adults

SEE ALSO: ADULT

1. (n) An aspiring anteater and tremendously dull let down seen at many zoos

SEE ALSO: ZOO