Definitions of ‘E’ Words

1. (adj) The hour at which the school bus arrives and we’re expected to tie shoes despite droopy eyes

SEE ALSO: SCHOOL BUS

1. (v) The whipping of eggs into a golden fluffy delight, similar to scrambling 2. (n) State of a tale told much too tale to be believed

SEE ALSO: EGG

1. (n) Crunchy yellow-inside-of-white semi-balls of tasty protein, best served scrambled (also known as exaggerated), i.e. “You cooked exaggerating for breakfast and it’s delicious.” These come from chickens and rabbits though the mechanism as to how has never been completely, or even partially understood

SEE ALSO: EASTER BUNNY

1. (n) The day when the mythical “Easter Bunny” adorns the landscape with chocolate and cash-filled bunny egg 2. (n) The day remembered by Christ’s resurrection by the wonton outlay of toys, candy, marshmallow bunnies and general tooth decay

SEE ALSO: EASTER BUNNY

1. (n) One who insults poor spelling and makes only the slightest changes, and only when they’re so egregious the author would never approve nor attach their name 2. (n) The woman behind the man be she big sister, mother, girlfriend or wife she makes all his life’s edits SYN: BOSS

1. (n) A word in a dictionary that you don’t know how to spell or how to read typically followed by the words, “see also.” 2. (n) A way inside or way, way, way inside

SEE ALSO: DICTIONARY

1. (v) Sitting around reading funny entries in a fake dictionary, I hope

SEE ALSO: DICTIONARY

1. (n) The smallest body part permissible to place in one’s own ear despite the obvious impossibility of actually doing so 2. (n) The tastiest, cheesiest, bestest noodle ever

SEE ALSO: NOODLE

1. (n) Thing you rub when you’re tired but never ever poke, especially not with a sharp stick 2. (n) Thing you could poke out by playing with any number of fun things, or with perfectly safe things played with in any number of unorthodox or illogical, though creative, ways

1. (adj) Anyone over the age of 12

SEE ALSO: GERIATRIC

1. (n) A large, crazed, maniacal rabbit who perennially litters the land with eggs, candy, cash, and terrible toys aplenty. Also known as a purveyor of ‘grass’ that, while hallucinogenic, is not a legitimate drug