Definitions of ‘J’ Words

1. (adj) A degree of happiness reserved for those whose tummy’s jiggle like a bowlful of jelly when they laugh

SEE ALSO: SANTA CLAUS

1. (n) The mostly-robotic sith lord — who also happens to be a general — from the Star Wars series of films

SEE ALSO: STAR WARS

1. (n) Suffix attached to the name of a child whose father has more ego than imagination 2. (adj) A person who is not very old, i.e., younger than me

1. (n) A fashionable overshirt doted on by over-worried gramas on cool days. Designed to warm the wearer while he or she takes it off, leaving it behind at any number of random locations

1. (n) A hotel for burglars 2. (n) A place with bars where bad people stay and smoke while police watch them 3. (n) Where Hamburglar lives

1. (v) Leg springing whilst being held by parents by the hands or torso 2. (v) A very quick way up 3. (v) A fun way down 4. (n) An oxymoronic means of simultaneously defying and proving the theory of gravity

1. (n) The God-given right to self preservation against resource-draining siblings and peers 2. (n) A perfectly natural emotion one is free to express against peers, siblings, and colleagues as they steal toys, attention, or thunder 3. (n) The feeling of loss one gets about something discarded and otherwise forgotten for its lack of value

1. (n) Any potable fluid such as milk, water, or juice 2. (n) An exhilarating wine made of unfermented smooshed-up fruits