Definitions of ‘K’ Words

1. (n) An especially small dog marked by smooth coat, sharp claws, and decided intolerance to grabby children

1. (n) Puzzle preventing shoe removal 2. (n) Wallop lump on the noggin

1. (n) A warring race of science fiction origin 2. (n) A small child who hangs from your pant legs, shirttails or skirt folds, specifically when you’re trying to walk, cook, clean or think straight

1. (n) Skirt worn by bearded ladies. These women often play bagpipes to distract from masculine features including daddyesque kibbles, bits and pieces.

1. (n) The #1 motivational tool for encouraging a ball to go to the other side of the living room 2. (v) A good way to upset and injure peers while earning copious amounts of trouble

1. (n) Pretty garbage littered about to decorate household rooms, typically the kitchen

SEE ALSO: GARBAGE

1. (n) All natural fruit juice squeezed fresh from a Razzleberry, Blue Passion Mango or chubby Hawaiian cartoon character, always sold in powder form but consumed with three parts water and ten parts sugar, containing scant traces of fortified vitamins and a wealth of cloth-staining food coloring

1. (v) Run away and hide 2. (n) A means of purchasing forgiveness from parents or candy from grandparents