Definitions of ‘M’ Words

1. (n) Pretty tokens of unknown purpose that are often found in baby brother’s mouths when he captures and tries to eat them 2. (n) Monetary instruments in paper and coin form which hold no intrinsic, nor extrinsic meaning, as they flow equally freely and impossibly from parents just the same 3. (n) A thing that is alleged to when items at the store cost too much

1. (n) Any parent of yours, regardless of gender 2. (n) Adult women; specifically those who might pick you up or give you candy 3. (n) Domestic servant 4. (n) Boo-boo kiss curing non-licensed doctor 5. (n) Bringer of bedtime and other such doom

1. (n) The only thing more yucky than spinach despite its high sugar content and often chewablity

SEE ALSO: YUCKY, SPINACH

1. (n) God’s gift to predatory omnivores 2. (n) Candy loaded with lipids in place of sugars 3. (n) Gravy-soaked protein 4. (n) A gift that animals such as the cow, the deer, and the bolognalopes give on every day but Thanksgiving and Christmas

1. (n) Something I wish to be in. I’m charismatic and famous and heck, I deserve it. 2. (n) A place we like to go to even though our attention spans don’t jive well with it, and we have no concept of how absurdly much cash it takes to go there.