1. (n) The process by which an aging woman decides to trade in 50-80% of the median salary in exchange for looking like a strange, creepy monster, though with admittedly amazing breasts. Despite the cost of botox, many women still choose to look like puffered up fish-faces.
1. (n) A toy wrapped in the game of unwrapping, because getting there is half the fun. The other half of fun is still inside, however 2. (n) Two times the fun 3. (n) Period of time meaning now, but whatever that means, since now already passed and I’m dying to get the future here already
1. (n) A complicated game of hand clapping and slapping that usually dissolves very quickly into smacking one another and laughing. Other hand clapping and slapping games include Patty Cake, as well as Paddy Cake, although Paddy Cake is often played in women’s prisons rather than in school yards and leads to punching and crying so it’s not much fun
1. (n) Complimentary party favors left at random outdoors by the Pinecone Tree Fairy. They are fist-sized, lumpy and hard in texture used best for showing and throwing, but not so good when put in the mouth