Definitions of ‘P’ Words

1. (n) An orangy colored food item 2. (n) A class of cheesy, tasty, crust encrusted foods, often accompanied by happiness from children

1. (v) Burying your face into the ground or carpet after a nasty trip, i.e., “face plant.” 2. (n) Item in the house you weren’t supposed to rip apart and shred even though you already did

1. (n) Boot camp complete with obstacle course, rope ladders and screaming jibe 2. (v) Great source of fitness though very tiring and completely exposed to the elements

1. (n) A person who doesn’t just like their walking feet, they love them.

1. (n) Chubby Tummy Syndrome 2. (n) Impending jealousy.

1. (adj) An unimaginable time when all the household children are asleep, and no stereo, vacuum cleaner or lawnmower disturbs it. SYN: QUIET.

1. (v) Aggressive cardiovascular and fitness program including running, climbing, sliding, and falling on one’s face. 2. (n) Virtual case study in psycho-interactive behavior. 3. (n) University in the sweating arts.

1. (n) Attitudes or diapers that bother everyone around them and need an immediate change.

1. (v) A relieving means of earning free candy, depending on how you’ve negotiated it with your parents.

SEE ALSO: CANDY

1. (n) The single most expensive way throughout world history to create a red piece of paper.

1. (n) The cuddliest of God’s mangiest, endangered species.