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Definitions of ‘U’ Words

Useless

1. (n) Something that serves no purpose such as boy nipples, the words “maybe” and “later” as well as any fun prohibitive rules

SEE ALSO: LATER, MAYBE

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Ultrasound

1. (v) Pseudo videosonic means of seeing inside a womb with a view by pressing a bat of porpoise against a mommy’s tummy and asking them what they see 2. (n) In utero webcam

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Uncle

1. (n) Any of my dad’s friends 2. (n) Exclamation that one has “had enough” and surrenders, usually followed with a denial of said exclamation

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Up

1. (n) Antidote to shyness 2. (n) A better place to be than having to walk

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Uh-oh

1. (n) An admission of guilt occurring mere moments before trouble and potential discipline

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