Definitions of ‘V’ Words

1. (n) A quasi-food often in green but also orange and white, always regurgitably disgusting, though less so when smothered in creamy ranch or molten cheese

1. (adj) We’re at about a million words and 88 decibels; Perplexing Times and us boys are technically the very definition of volume

1. (n) An unholy machine used to clean carpets and utterly terrify all living beings under 48-inches in height, including small humans, cats, dogs and sundry pets

1. (n) The aspired state polar opposite of one’s desire to continue having terrific fun

1. (n) Small, Flintstone-shaped candies children are both allowed and encouraged to eat

SEE ALSO: CANDY

1. (n) An apartment-sized car with vaulted ceilings and shag carpeting 2. (n) A bad place to eat candy, especially from strangers 3. (n) The transportation device that your parents warned you about

1. (n) Clever electronic device used to play movies and remind viewers it is always 12:00 thanks to an un-missable flashing display. Also a good place to insert small toys, peanut butter sandwiches and DVDs, which for some reason, don’t seem to play 2. (n) Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich depository

SEE ALSO: DVD